My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.
2 onions, chopped
5 cups vegetable broth
6 Yukon gold potatoes, diced
2 large broccoli heads, chopped into florets; broccoli stems skinned and sliced
1 garlic clove, minced or pressed
2 and 1/2 tablespoons of fresh lemon juice
Sea salt and black pepper, to taste
1. Combine onions, vegetable broth, potatoes, and broccoli in a large pot and cook until vegetables are tender.
2. Puree mixture in a blender or a food processor until creamy. Return to pot. (Or use a hand-held blender right in the pot)
3. Add lemon juice, garlic, sea salt, and pepper. to taste